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My friend said,”Sometimes I put movies on that are in Spanish and when my kids get really confused and ask why they can’t understand it I tell them they are just tired and should probably take a nap. Then when they wake up from the nap I put the same movie on in English and they think they are all better.
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I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say. He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively “that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”
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A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “excuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?”
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We went into the basement for a tornado. My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato. Honestly, that scared her even more.
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Told my 6-year-old his shoes were on the wrong feet. After a very long pause he said, “I don’t have any other feet.
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My son accidentally colored something blue instead of green, so i told him to just color over it with yellow. When it turned green he asked if i’m a witch? I didn’t say no…so now I bet he’ll clean his messy room.