Q: What is a Skeleton’s favorite song? A: Bad to the Bone.
Q: What did the witch do on her birthday? A: She spellabrates.
Q: What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A: A human bean.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A:: A cereal killer.
Q: How does a witch tell time? A: She looks at her witch watch.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite sport? A: Casketball.
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night? A: Tweets.
Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween? A: Fettuccini Afraid-o.
Q: What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? A: Veinilla.
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q: What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? A: High-spirited.
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A: Fish and ships.
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup? A: Vanishing cream
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